First man out (sort of(actually couldnt be further from a man))

 Hopefully todays update is a little less whiny - turns out this growing malarchy is just putting stuff in dirt then drip of water and turning the box 180 degrees 

Huge amounts of growth over the week with one grower eliminated already due to being the slowest to poke through the dirt - yes thats right we looked at what a knockout looks like and 10 is the worst number so there are 2 growers being "pruned" prior to knockout beginning 

So the first grower out is Maddie or Doggo as per label on her pot, her seed did frankly terrible, eventually peeking through the compost on the wonk,we asked for her thoughts on her performance following her knockout - you could tell she was livid by an agressive crotch sniff and a sulk in the back garden - shes still in the the highest grow catagory but for now shes done till later 

Its really easy to remember to water them as the pack you get from TogetherTV has a handy guide to do a task each day then water the plants, I personally have a routine now after morning ablutions reach for the handy silvikrin cap and water the plantlings ? with some of birminghams finest 

There has been a casualty though, with the new found love of the Sun pups it turns out the 3 month old cactus we bought as a test to see if we were able as adults to nurture life out of has died, it didnt have a blog so whilst I did a sad face upon being told I had neglected it to death, im not noticeably arsed 

Week 1 has been great fun, i have tipped water on things and taught my dad how a hyperlink works - he's buzzing, look like my seed is doing pretty well and whilst ill probably win both awards - the chance of it being a fair win grows daily 

Ill be back next week, hopefully these weak ass sprouts get some girth as mrs edittor has had to intervene with her wonderweb to affix them badly to a skewer, although not as badly as yesterdays bbq'd mushroom whom were nearly as heated as the conversation where I offered advice on how to prepare a skewer, turns out she didnt ask for feedback 

1 down - who isnt a man but a female dog - who didnt know she was competing 

Peace